I may have been slightly misguided about the whole PTA thing. You know what they say when you assume, right? Quit being an asshole. It turns out the little army of PTA-ers weren't nearly as bad as I thought they were going to be. I think this whole parent council thing might just be okay. There were a few noteworthy events I hadn’t counted on:
1. There were two dads there. Yes, MEN are on this committee. Again, proving I’m kind of an asshole, I assumed that all the men in my neighbourhood kept their extra-curricular responsibilities to waxing the car, barbecuing meat and dicking around with the underground sprinklers. I was wrong; the dudes are totally representing. I’m pretty sure these guys are on the down low, but that just makes me love them more.
2. This committee gets to boss around the principal and they all totally love it. I’m not exactly sure what the back-story is on this one, but the principal is all ‘yes ma’am, right away ma’am’ with this group of parents. What ever the situation that created this dynamic, I’m ALL the way in. Considering this is the bitch that told me she didn’t think we needed to worry about Jake learning to write, having the power to make her dance whenever I want will be spectacular.
3. Ready for the best one?! The two women running this parent council? The president and the vice-president who are clearly the leaders of the group? They are both SUPER fat (I’m not saying that to be bitchy – I can call other people fat because I’m fat. That rule has already been clearly established by blacks and gays). And these women are the best kind of fat, which is fatter than ME. Now all I have to do is make sure I’m standing between them in the newsletter photo.
It turns out sitting on this committee won’t be that bad after all. Bitchy fat women and closeted gay dudes are totally my peeps.
7 comments:
This sounds like all kinds of awesome. And if the dads can cook (of course they do!), here's hoping they bring all sorts of yummy treats to the meetings!
You go, you awesome mom, you! I just read your post about your son, and you are being an awesome advocate for him!
I've fallen so in love with you while reading this post.
Men on the committee? There must be some sort of mistake. Or maybe their wives promised that they could watch the game the following night if they went to the meeting!?
Girl, you crack me up. I'm glad your experience turned out better than you thought it would. That's always a plus.
Have a great day!
Hah, the BEST kind of fat is fatter than you. I love it. And I love you. Can we be on a virtual PTA together? We can? Yippee!!
Ooh, sounds scandalous! Keep us posted on the goings-on!
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