Monday, March 9, 2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts

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Good day everyone! It's Random Tuesday again, the day Keely at the un-mom gives us permission to totally phone it in. Thanks Keely! Here is my half-assed effort for the week -

The kiss of death when you go to the doctor or the dentist? When they say the word ‘pressure’. As in, “You may feel some pressure." That is doctor code for SEVERE FUCKING PAIN. The next time a doctor says that to you, pray you have a leather strap handy to bite on because it’s not going to be pretty.

It’s almost the middle of March and its forty below. The people from CNN who called us the ‘hot spot’ of North America clearly have never actually been here. Sure, we all have jobs, but if it doesn’t warm up right fucking now we’re all moving to Mexico to work in sweat shops.

I don’t feel like going to the gym. It’s cool damn cold. I want to go for a bike ride or a walk or something. All of you who have the ability of being able to just walk out your front door whenever you want to have no idea how much of a luxury that is. I would kill to be able to see something, anything that’s green right now.

Shannon Doherty seems like someone who is just a gigantic bitch. She was awesome in that Heathers movie though. That show still totally stands up. That movie made me want to eat pate. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Speaking of movies, the Watchmen was the worst super hero movie I've ever seen. It was excruciatingly dull and horribly depressing. It's very pleased with itself and has absolutely no reason to be. Seriously, save your ten bucks.

For more randomness, go check out the rest of the clan at the un-mom. Git Git!

19 comments:

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

Fuck me gently with a chiansaw

I am totally going to have to find a way to work that into my conversations every god damn day!

Love the random! : )

Peggy said...

Thanks for the heads up on Watchmen although I don't really get into super hero movies anyway LOL I think the last one I saw was the original Superman (80's?) I have had Iron Man and the Dark Knight from Netflix for about a month without even opening them...think I'll send them back today!

Michele said...

Doctors are big fat liars! And child birth feels like pressure in your lower abdomen. Who are they kidding? It's fucking painful.

Robin said...

Fuck me gently with a chain saw seems completely appropriate thing to say to said dentist or doctor.
PS- Shannen IS a total bitch. I have my sources. :)

Keely said...

Go to the gym!

That CNN report was so popular, I bet everyone is thinking "If it gets really bad I can always move to Saskatchewan". But then they would actually GET here and haha, jokes on them.

Sprite's Keeper said...

I am not going to mention that I live in SW Florida where the temp today will reach the low 80's. Nope, not gonna say it.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I guarantee that will crack John up. I shall use it in a conversation tonight!

colepack said...

Morgan says McD's has the green shake......check it out for your green.
I am going to use the chainsaw statement as well.

Bex said...

wow! the watchmen was bad?! that is really going to disappoint a lot fo people who have been nearly peeing on themselves waiting to see it!

K said...

Thanks for the warning about the watchmen - I was thinking about seeing it.

I totally agree with pressure thing - either they are lying or they have no idea what they're talking about -scary either way.

Happy Tuesday!

mrsbear said...

Jeez, I read Watchmen years ago, I really did want to see it, we just rarely (never) get to the movies on our own. I don't think it's supposed to be upbeat though from what I recall. I loved Heathers though, I used to think Christian Slater was delicious. Sorry that you live in the Arctic Tundra, I swear I won't even mention our tropical climate...oops.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I'll probably never look at a chainsaw the same way again... ;)

Great Randomness! Happy Tuesday! :)

CDB said...

40 below, seriously? I'd think you were exaggerating, you know, to make it more funny, but my sitemeter tells me you are NOT joking. Yikes. It's in the 40s here today and I was whining about not being about to take the toddler to the park.

I love the randomness.

Casey said...

Holy coldness. I will appreciate the warm weather starting right now. Sorry about the pressure/pain. I've got a dental appt in the morning and I think I'm going to be in a similar boat.

I just read Jamie your Watchmen paragraph and he let me off the hook from going to see it with him. Thank you. Not that I wouldn't have gone but if we're going to get a sitter then I'd rather see something I really want to.

Happy Tuesday.

Ginny Marie said...

I loved Heathers when I saw it years ago...I'm going to have to rent it again!

CDB said...

FoN, moi aussi! (What's that? Your NOT in French Canada. My mistake.)

Anyway, I follow those who follow so together we meander down a random path to greatness! YIPPEE!

Shangrila said...

I am totally hearin' ya on the need for warm weather, already!

My husband went to see The Watchmen and said that it was a whole lot of blue penis.

Heather said...

I think it's because it's a movie for stupid teenagers...not people that have brains. btw...step-kids raved about it...over and over and over and over again!!!

Jenni said...

I bet SD is a huge bitch, but it would be awesome to get drunk with her and watch her slap random strangers.

Frogs in my formula said...

We're not warm here by any means so I know what you mean about wanting to see some green. Everything outside is gray and cold and gross. How could you not want to sit on your couch in sweats and eat bad food and drink a lot??