Monday, February 23, 2009

Random Tuesday - Beware, I'm dull as....can't even think of a good analogy for dull

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Its Tuesday again and that’s a good thing because I’m becoming a little unglued. I don’t really have anything to do, so I’m extremely random. Thanks for providing me an outlet, Keely.

It appears that I’m losing followers on this blog. What’s up with that? Yesterday I had two people jump ship on me. I hope it’s because I’m offending people. I definitely prefer that over boring the living shit out of them. Uh...for all of you considering leaving me because I'm boring the living shit out of you - you should probably stop reading now.

You know what’s a great game if you’re a government worker? Sit at your desk and pick a random number (say, 31) and stare out the window and count all the cars that drive by, and the 31st one you win! I know you think I’m making this up but sadly, I’m not. I’m paid a lot of money, too. No, it's actually not a great way to spend your time.

White is the worst colour of all time. Bad starchy foods, cocaine, snow, old people’s hair and blank monitor screens that I can’t think of anything to write on are all white. White sucks.

Why does Beyoncé always dress like an asshole? She has one of the greatest bodies of all time and regularly shows up to public events looking like this –



You know, Beyoncé, gold leaf glued on a black dress does not a ball gown make. You have a bazillion dollars – hire a stylist.

Okay, I’m going to stop now before anymore of you decide I’m not worthy. Cyberland is a tough room lately.

22 comments:

Keely said...

I lost 5 followers because I slammed on krav maga (or possibly because I'm just boring). I think, actually, it's just Blogger dropping people's followers because it's happening to everyone.

Um, 31, really? That's...sad. It reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Bart has to see how many envelopes he can lick - and then try to BEAT that number!!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Have no fear, your posts never bore me...really...zzzzz...KIDDING! ;) Love the number game - I'll have to get the Princess Nagger playing that one when she's underfoot too much...there are plenty of cars that drive by out front since we're on a busy road... ;) Not to fear - it's a Blogger glitch that's making followers mysteriously disappear. I had 20 suddenly disappear yesterday...so far 7 have come back. Of course the other 13 may have just gotten tired of my randomness... ;)

Happy Random Tuesday! :)

Peggy said...

Never boring! Word!

Keep on playing the numbers game and blogging about it while we are all preparing our taxes...it makes it feel even better! ;)

Blogger better not drop any of my followers b/c I really don't have any in the first place!! :)

Julie@Cool Mom Guide said...

From what I understand, you're not losing followers. Blogger is messing up and removing them. I had issues following blogs and saw some that I know I follow that suddenly say I don't so i wouldn't take offense. TG WP doesn't have follower stats, my feelings would be hurt constantly.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Man, Beyonce's mom needs to charge her less or Beyonce needs to pay her more since her job satisfaction is really showing.. Great randomness!

On The Verge said...

I felt the same way you did. I thought I was boring the crap out of people until I found out it was Bloggers fault.

Lydia

Elisa said...

No, seriously, Beyonce is possibly the worst-dressed hot chick ever. She is gorgeous but she dresses horrible! And people are starting to get used to it so now they even compliment her! Seriously. She should just donate all the ugly dresses and make friend with someone who has decent style, like Kate Winslet or Anne Hathaway and just buy all new stuff

But sadly, I thinks she has reached the point where she is too full of herself to do that. Ah. SHE should be losing followers.

Robin said...

Actually, something is up with blogger. Everyone lost followers yesterday. I think it's something with the settings.
However, some good news: I am new follower of yours, so.... Hi! Hi! Hi!
Happy Random Tuesday.

Casey said...

I was going to tell you that something is up with blogger but your other loyal subscribers beat me to it.

I love the 31 game. I make up games all the time. Granted, they're to entertain a 2 year old (not an adult such as yourself) but still.

I hadn't thought about white being so blah. Now I hate it with you. Down with whitey! Wait... that didn't sound right.

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

Can I have your job...counting random numbers of cars sounds sooo much more appealing than chaning my kid's seventeenth poopy diaper of the day! : )

Michelle said...

I was pretty sad about loosing followers too. Am I following you? I'm going to check right now. I should be.

Michelle said...

:(
I came back because I just got this error message when I tried to follow you... TWICE.
"http://kidsanddaiquiris.blogspot.com/ - An error occured, try again later. Error code: bX-26uowe"
Does anyone have any idea what that means? I think that blogger is having some technical difficulties. Maybe it's not that you lost followers, I'm with Keely... I think Blogger is dropping people.

Ginny Marie said...

I desperately need a stylist...but don't have all those fancy events to attend! Here's a scary thought...she probably does have stylist!

Sammanthia said...

I think it's because her mom dresses her. I would totally give myself up for adoption.

mrsbear said...

I just followed so hopefully it will make up for the rat that jumped ship. So far, you've never bored me. And I'm not in the least offended about your Beyonce comments, those outfits are a bit on the assholish side. ;)

ChurchPunkMom said...

oh.. did you say something?
sorry...

yeah, like Keely said, it's happening to everyone. It's like an epidemic or something.. followers dropping like flies. Well, yesterday anyway.. I regained and added one today. So s'all good.

white is stupid.

I like snow.

Beyonce dresses like a ho.

I like Ho-Hos.

the end.

Heather said...

Isn't her MOM her stylist??? I think I heard that somewhere....

Julie@Cool Mom Guide said...

I just read this for a second time and saw that you said she dresses like an asshole and that makes me want to come hug you. Like high five and hug you.

Shawna said...

I don't envy your numbers game, but I do envy the window you have to look out.

Jenni said...

he reason beyonce dresses like an asshole is because he mom is her stylist. and I don't mean that in a, "your mom" kind of way, I mean that seriously. he mom is actually her stylist, and I guess she just can't bring herself to fire her mom. because she can't think she looks good, right?

Captain Dumbass said...

Actually, Blogger was just retooling something and it caused everybody to lose some followers. You're not boring. And Beyonce should just walk around in her undies, those clothes really suck.

Helene said...

Your blog boring? I don't think so!!! This post had me roaring with laughter!! I've heard from other bloggers that they've lost followers too - I think Blogger had a hiccup somewhere.

Love the comment about Beyonce!!!! I just sent you your interview questions!