Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Maybe I could just wall paper it with giant Post-its?

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Post-it notes are pretty much the best invention ever. Romy and Michelle were totally right to try and rip those off, because they rule. Do ...
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Friday, September 24, 2010

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Blossom.

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I have stumbled across quite a few birth stories around these parts of late. Not to mention hearing about totally and completely insane thin...
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

I think Naomi Campbell and Mia Farrow have something to do with that whole thing now too, right?

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I have a nine year old son named Jake. A few of you may know that already, but...hey. I'm not exactly Dooce so I figured a bit of a back...
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I can hardly wait until they grow up and I can go crazy old lady on their ass

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This week’s RTT is dedicated to my children and all the random shit they have destroyed in my house. Here's the thing...they look reall...
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Saturday, September 18, 2010

I love that liquor is so cheap in America

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This July marked my in-law’s 50th wedding anniversary. The fact they have managed to hang in there for that long together without ever once...
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Friday, September 17, 2010

If it’s another shitty winter I might just be in line for a Pulitzer.

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So, I took the summer off from blogging. There are a few reasons for that. First of all, it was SUMMER. Living in a frozen arctic tundra s...
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Random Tuesday - the one where I torture my husband with memories of the slammer, old boyfriends and tales of fantasy dogs.

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My teenage daughter got her eyebrow pierced while she was away for a week in Ottawa/Montreal with her school choir last month. Apparently th...
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