Kids and Daiquiris
Thursday, July 16, 2009

I hope you have sand in your crack

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Hello, ma’am. Yes, that is a lovely bathing suit you have there. The sliver stars really shine against the bright pink background. And don’t...
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Monday, July 13, 2009

Random Tuesday - Jon, Kate and Holden Caulfield walk into a bar....

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I know I really need to let the Jon and Kate thing go, but it just pisses me off more and more everyday. She rationalizes keeping the camera...
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Fat Chick vs. Food - Week Twenty Four

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If you recall I was lamenting last week about how we can’t really have it all, I’m happy just to be home for a while with the family, a happ...
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Monday, July 6, 2009

Random Tuesday - Americans, toques and mindless drivel. In that exact order.

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Happy belated Fourth of July you crazy Americans! I love you even though you shun the metric system, and the letter ‘u’ and the tasty goodne...
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Fat Chick vs. Food - Week Twenty Three

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So…..this is not going that well. The weight loss thing, that is. Lots of other things are going well, but Fat Chick vs. Food? Not so muc...
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Friday, June 26, 2009

FoN and Superkeely vs. the Fucktard Sisters - the Final Chapter

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I'm wrapping this bad boy up today! Click here if you need a refresher. Like I said, I’m not entirely sure what went down while I was r...
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

FoN and Superkeely vs. the Fucktard Sisters - Part IV

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The saga of my one and only bar fight continues. If you need to catch up a go read these . She started to drunkenly charge through the bar i...
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I'm FoN. I am newly separated and have no idea what I'm doing. I am excited, sad, nervous, and consistently surprised that most of that ends up being super funny. To me anyway.
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