I’m still pretty much sucking in the weight loss department but I have a good reason. I’m a newlywed!! Okay, so not really in the chronolo...

I know - I’m sorry. This is morphing into a long one. It didn’t start out that way, but I’m on a roll now so you’re just going to have to co...

Continuing on with the Fucktard Family tales from yesterday.......(if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go here ) Right around...

Valentina got married really young to a complete asshole. This guy was the poster boy for abusive douche bags. He would assign her a curfew ...

I’m sure there are at least five or six of you that have noticed I’ve been a little MIA of late. Sorry about that. I was going to throw up...

Huh? What’s that? All of you just never mind. This past (ahem) week was a little hit and miss. We have so much to catch up on people! I spe...

Dear Body: While Fat Chick's enthusiasm is often a pleasant addition, she is very easily distracted. The next twenty weeks should be pr...