OK everyone! It's the official start to the FoN plan of getting my shit together and FINALLY dropping all this grossness off of my body...

I know I am very cliché posting about how I’m going to get into shape in 2009, but that’s fine. I’ve made peace with my typically average ex...

It’s 3:30 am, New Years Eve and I’m not getting laid. How do you like that? When ever *he* feels like it and I don’t, it’s some kind of horr...

I wish I could be Santa for one day because I have a shit load of stuff I want to get people for Christmas. MY Christmas list would include:...

Holy crap all the people that don't read this! I'm on my way out the door to go see J sing and dance and Tiny Tim her little ass of...

Why the hell are there so many freakin’ ways to spell Hanukah Channukah Chanukah Hanukkah? Note to the Jews – just pick one already. Sheesh....

Saturday night was the Hubby’s Christmas party. He is an education student who is (praise the lord!) graduating this spring, so this semeste...